They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinking I'm so white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy (x2)
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!

I wanna roll with the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy (x2)
I'm just too white n' nerdy
We really white n' nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures and cherries
I got Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo i got pie out of thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I [bad word] 
past gal well I'm number 1
I play with calcules just for fun
I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on my sagway
I know in my heart they think I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy (x2)
Can't you see I'm white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy
I'd like to roll with the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy (x2)
I'm just too white n' nerdy
How'd I get so white n' nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
 [bad word] you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket - I must protect 'em
all my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized holy grail really well
I can recite it right now have you
ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even make a homepage for my dog!
Got myself a [bad word] pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me get freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AP club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?
I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin' - they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n' nerdy
Just because I'm white n' nerdy (x2)
All because I'm white n' nerdy
Holy cow I'm white n' nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm white n' nerdy
Think I'm just too white n' nerdy (x2)
I'm just too white n' nerdy
Look at me I'm white n' nerdy!