It was about two years ago that I
Became a Markiplite
I was told to check out a game called Five Nights
I said "It's worth a try"
So I looked it up and I found this guy
Who sounded like he was going to die
I had to see more so I hit subscribe
Six hours later I was like

Oh, Oh, I'm fallin'
Asleep, it's like quater after five
Oh, Oh, I guess that means that
I've [bad word] a Markiplite
I've [bad word] a Markiplite

When I woke up, all that I could say
Was "I know just what I'm doing with my day"
I watched all the FNAF and Amnesia Let's Plays
Met Tiny Box Tim, cried when he got away
I got inspired by everything I viewed
Every day my excitement grew
Metaphorically, I'm just a fan
But you're the reason that I'm on Youtube

I watched Mark freak out playing horror games
And Happy Wheels levels that filled him with rage
Then I met Bob and Matthias and Wade
Didn't know them before, now they're some of my faves
And as my day was filled with his vids I was so thrilled
I had assignments and exams to study for but
I was watching still, like

Oh, Oh, I'm fallin'
Off my chair laughing until I cry
Oh, Oh, I guess that means that
I've [bad word] a Markiplite
I've [bad word] a Markiplite

Everything that I watched
Everything that I watched
Everything that I watched
Everything that I watched
Helped me
Everything that I watched
Helped me

Oh, Oh, I'm fallin'
Off my chair laughing until I cry
Oh, Oh, I guess that means I'm
Markiplite
Oh, Oh, I'm fallin'
Off my chair laughing until I cry
Oh, Oh, I guess that means I'm
Markiplite

Everything that I watched
Helped me
Everything that I watched
Helped me
Everything that I watched
Helped me
Everything that I watched
Helped me