Hey Mister I really like your daughter, 
I'd like to eat her like ice cream 
maybe dip her in chocolate 

Hey Mister on your way over 
in your Volvo, suit, and tie 
Well, be crawling in your bed soon 
messing around, maybe getting high 

It's not what ya did, 
It's not what ya didn't 
God gave her a perfect body 
and now I'm all up in it. 

It's not she's a tramp. 
It's not she's not pure. 
She just likes getting her [bad word] on, 
and its good for that I'm sure 

Hey Mister I really like your daughter. 
When I'm horny like thirsty 
She's a bottle of water. 

Hey Mister how'd it get so bad 
You raised her so well 
and now she's calling me dad 
in the back seat naked of a new Volkswagen 
the perfect little gift for high school graduation. 

It's not what ya did, 
It's not what ya didn't 
God gave her a perfect body 
and now I'm all up in it. 

It's not she's a tramp. 
It's not she's not pure. 
She just likes getting her [bad word] on, 
and its good for that I'm sure 

I eat all the food in your fridge 
Call my friends around the world 
Rack up your long distance do 
Breakstands neutral drops 
Wreck all your cars 
Drink all the booze in your cheezy [bad word] wet bar 
Order stuff on your credit cards 
Leave boogers in the skippy jar 
Smoke your cigars 
Answer the phone tell your boss you moved to mars 
When you call in late from work tell your wife 
You're at the [bad word] bars 

It's not what ya did, 
It's not what ya didn't 
God gave her a perfect body 
and now I'm all up in it. 

It's not she's a tramp. 
It's not she's not pure. 
She just likes getting her [bad word] on, 
and its good for that I'm sure 

I can't lie I have to tell the [bad word]  [bad word] says I'm a total spoof 
Your daughter's a freak 
Your daughter's a pro 
When i'm done with her 
She'll do one of your bros 

I hope I'll never have a daughter