Simon said 'uncle'
& made you stop short of
pulling his hair out
this must be [bad word] love

You beat him at hopscotch
he gives you a good shove
you scratch his eyes out
this must be [bad word] love

Simon said 'kiss me
I'll give you a penny'
you thought he said 'kick me'
and you gave him plenty

you could have lilled him
you got an earfull
you should have stopped when
Simon cried 'uncle!'

Simon said 'uncle'
& made you stop short of
slapping him sensless
this must be [bad word] love
this must be [bad word] love
this must be [bad word] love