Ae suno plan
Plan ek ghadi hai swiss watch
Watch ke purze yaani hum
Perfect to ghadi bhi perfect
Tick tock tick tock
Varna vohi watch saala
Bomb banke hum sab ko boom!
Samjhe kya
Haan to main kya keh raha tha
Plan ek baar aur plan
Pak gaya thak gaya
Tu jo bhi bola mere
Sar mein atak gaya bhai

Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Arre biddu bhaai baap
Meri khopdi maro na re
Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re

Bank hai bank mein safe hai
Safe mein maal hai maal pe
Nazar apni bank safe maal apne
Malamaal re koi na fikar apni
Arre ghabra na bhul jaayega kal
Apne haathon mein honge itne caror re
Arre chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre planning vanning ho gayi boring
Bottle kholing [bad word] pouring samjha kya
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Arre biddu bhaai baap
Meri khopdi maro na re
Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re

Ho ho
Maal arre maal maal
Maal ne behaal kiya
Dil pe mere jaal koi daal diya
Ishq pyaar vyaar maal
Saala khaali haath mujhe
Life se nikaal diya
Arre chhod de pyaar ka collar biddu
Gin le kal ke dollar phir
Tu roz dil se naye dil jodna re
Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Arre chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Ud gaye apne bakshi sab ud gaye

O chhod aaya chhod aaya
Jis dil ne pyaar diya
Us dil ko hi tod aaya
Apno ko sapno ko chhod aaya
Khushiyon se naata main
Tod aaya chhod aaya

Saala duniya kameeni hai
Yahan kuch bhi hota hai
Ae duniya kameeni hai
Yahan kuch bhi hota hai
Paana khona rona dhona chhod na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re

Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Arre biddu bhaai baap
Meri khopdi maro na re
Hey chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re
Chhod na chhod na chhod na re
Chhod na bheja phor na re.