1.Cane kicker: 
Pardon me ma'am I seem to have 
Fallen and can't get up 
Maybe you can spare some 
Advise 
Flights are too much these days 
So maybe I'll swim to the shores 
Of my relocated head 
Oh wait it's just a few feet to the left 

2.snuff lovers binge: 
Bank robbers and door stoppers 
Have a few similarities in that 
They all can't be made in a factory 
Line me up on the height wall I believe 
I'm 6'1. Take my picture [bad word] the two way mirror 
And sentence me 

3.a night of substance abuse: 
Repentance is a way to reassure the dumb and insure against fires and 
Pitchforks 
Halos and pointed ears 
Sit and swallow [bad word] forth. 
This old man seems to believe that he was once a man of great terms . 
But really he was just a sad [bad word] with a half dead dog