Heh, Hey kid, hows it going? Im sans [bad word] #33;  [bad word] on in! We got burgers and *so* much more! 
Stay a bit, you can hear my *terrific* humor.
Take a sit, it looks like to me you legs are sore. But, don't think twice I know all of your dirty secrets, 
so don't try s**t or I'll end your f**king life. But HEY! If your good, I will show you around snowdin town.
 Its so great! If your not a f**king murderer.
Shop at the shop, you can get some delicious sweet buns.
they'll heal you in battle, but you better not get in any fights or ill kill you.