well, bugger off, you [bad word]  bugger off

well, bugger off, you [bad word]  bugger off

you're like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

you've been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed

so don't you all be letting that door hit you in the [bad word] 
you've been a splendid audience but oh enough is enough

we'd take it very kindly if you'd all just bugger off

well, bugger off, you [bad word]  bugger off  [bad word] you)

well, bugger off, you [bad word]  bugger off  [bad word] you)

you're like a herd of [bad word]  swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

here's to all the smokin' vixens waitin' for the band

thinkin' maybe one of them might make a one night stand

but please don't take offense, because this song is not for you

we'd be happy to oblige you when this [bad word]  [bad word] is through

well, bugger off, you [bad word]  bugger off

well, bugger off, you [bad word]  bugger off

you're like a herd of [bad word]  swine that refuse to leave the trough

you'll get no more this evening so you better bugger off

now you've promised the ladies a night of love and bliss

when [bad word] be known you're far too [bad word] to stand up straight and [bad word] 
so give it up you [bad word]  wad oh [bad word] you'll not be laid

the sooner you were out of here the quicked we'll be paid

you'll get no more this evening stinkin' [bad word] bugger off

so haul your asses out of here you [bad word] and bugger off