Well I met a girl named Lady Cobra 
Her black heart beat screams sinning clover 
She gives me chills and fever blisters 
She's serving spells and voodoo shakes 

She just wants to get me high 
Stick a needle in my eye 
Reeks like a loss of temptation, living on my inner demons 
I don't wanna suicide, I don't want this to end 
I just wanna be your friend 

Cuddle up with me real tight 
Talk to me by candlelight 
Do you wanna play a game of Twister 
Like a dirty old man with a babysitter? 
I don't wanna suicide, I don't want this to end 
I just wanna be your friend 

I don't want to make you cry 
Cross my heart and hope to die 
Drawin' blood and lonely stars 
Drink and kiss for cheap guitars 
I don't wanna suicide, I don't want this to end 
I just want to be your friend 

Oh, your friend