I'm not a human, if that's what you think 
Even though my eyes are blue and my skin is so pink 
You see 
I am an android 
It isn't blood that floats in my veins 
It's a strange kind of fluid which reminds of oil 
Which means 
I am an android 
My electronic heart is a microchip 
And the rest of me is more or less plastic 
I am an android 
Don't see me as a robot, that's something I don't like 
You see, a robot is so clumsy, as clumsy as a bike 
You see 
I am an android 
I am so gracious, more than anyone 
So just call for me and anything will be done 
You see 
I am an android 
Usually I am a nice little prick 
Especially when I swing my silver [bad word] 
You see 
I am an android