H. CHANDLER:
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
 [bad word] so far,
Why now are you pulling on my neck?
I’d normally slap your face off,
And everyone here could watch.
But I’m feeling nice.
Here’s some advice.
Listen up, peach!

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Lookin’ hot
Buying stuff they cannot

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Drinkin’ hard
Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Skippin’ gym
Scaring her
 [bad word] him

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
I like!

H. CHANDLER:
Killer clothes

HEATHERS:
Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

H. CHANDLER:
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Woah!

H. CHANDLER:
Or you [bad word] smoke
Pound [bad word] and coke
In my Porsha with the quarterback

HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
 [bad word] to my candy store
It’s time for you to prove
You’re not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER & H. MCNAMARA:
Guys fall

H. DUKE:
At your feet
Pay the check

H. MCNAMARA:
Help you cheat

HEATHERS:
All you

H. DUKE:
Have to do

H. CHANDLER:
Say goodbye to Shamoo

HEATHERS:
That freak’s

H. MCNAMARA:
Not your friend
I can tell in the end

HEATHERS:
If she

H. MCNAMARA:
Had your shot

HEATHERS:
She would leave you to rot

H. MCNAMARA:
‘Course if you don’t care
Fine! Go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on

HEATHERS:
Woah!

H. MCNAMARA:
Or forget the creep

H. DUKE:
And get in my jeep

H. CHANDLER:
Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

HEATHERS:
Woah! Woah! Woah!
Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?
 [bad word] to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You’re not a kitty anymore
Then step into my candy store

H. CHANDLER:
You can join the team

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can sit on your own

H. CHANDLER:
You can live the dream

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Or you can die alone

H. CHANDLER:
You can fly with eagles

HEATHERS:
Or if you prefer

H. CHANDLER:
Keep on testing me

H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
And end up like her!

MARTHA:
Veronica, look!
Ram invited me to his [bad word] party.
This proves he’s been thinking about me.

VERONICA:
Color me stoked.

MARTHA:
I’m so happy!

HEATHERS:
Woah!

H. DUKE:
Honey, whachu waiting fo—

H. CHANDLER: H. DUKE & H. MCNAMARA:
Step into my candy store! Time for you to prove
Oooh woah! Woah oh oh! You’re not a lame [bad word] anymore Then step into my candy store

HEATHERS:
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store
It’s my candy
It’s my candy store