You men who long for love, you mustn't all despare,
Theres a secret you should know,
to capture the hearts of the fair.

You may not have the looks. 
You may not have the dash.
But to win yourself a girl,
If you only got a moustache, 
a moustache, a moustache
if you only got a moustache. 

You may [bad word] folk,
wihout a hint of pride. 
But you needin to be a king,
to make any maiden a bride.

You may not have the name,
You may not have the cash, 
But you'll make that girl your own.
If you only got a moustache,

a moustache, a moustache, 
If you only got a moustache. 

You may be big and fat or uglier than seen,
all the ladies shut you out, you wonderin 
how to get in, well here is my advice
for how to make a splash, 
You can have your pick of girls

If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, 
if you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, a moustache, big moustache , thick moustache
My moustache, your moustache, say the word, the word
Moustache: moustache, a moustache. 
Now we both have said moustache, 
a moustache, a moustache. 
If you only got a moustache.