Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Why do you keep monkeys in your flat!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"I go to your place, [bad word] insane!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and broke her head.
Brains and blood stained floor in the red
"No more doctors in my flat!"

One little monkey jumping on the floor,
Nearby sitting woman in Straitjacket.
In a room free from hard walls,
No more monkeys jumping on the bed!