I am Governor Schwarzenneger
Pretty soon I'll be dictator
When they make me President.
Democracy is going away
Hasta la vista, Baby!
I [bad word] all of you
Kindergarten Cop in every school
Or i will Terminate you!

Kali-fornia uber alles
Kali-fornia uber alles
Uber alles Kali-fornia
Uber alles Kali-fornia

Enron will control you
Like they staged the recall coup
Steroids for the master race
So you all can have my face!
Close your eyes, can't happen here
Bush and Cheney are already here
Third Reich [bad word] back, you say
Now that Fox news has their way
Can I grope your [bad word] today?

Kali-fornia uber alles
Kali-fornia uber alles
Uber alles Kali-fornia
Uber alles Kali-fornia

Mandate: Two-Thousand-und-four
Knock knock at your bedroom door
It's the Homeland Security Police
You're a terrorist, and so is your niece
Drag you secretly to a camp
Where we keep all the girlie men
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding Haliburton's claws
Die on your feet of uranium gas
North Korea or Iraq [bad word] you over with my Hummer, Baby
When you mess with Schwarzenneger
And all the money that's making him bigger.

Kali-fornia uber alles
Kali-fornia uber alles
Uber alles Kali-fornia
Uber alles Kali-fornia

I'll be back!