long long time ago
I can still remember how
the Jailbait used to make me smile.

And I knew if we had done well,
Those furfags would have yiffed in [bad word] 
And there'd be no more newfags for awhile...

But Gaia [bad word] made me shiver,
with every /r/equest I delivered.
Bad news on the front page;
I barely held in my nerd rage.

I can't remember if I cried
when I saw the stickies far and wide,
but someone called the F.B.I.,
the day that 4chan died.

So..
Bye bye, to the [bad word] site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

Now did you write [bad word] of /b/,
and were we like Fight Club secretly?
It was better then, if you ask me...

Now do you believe in a [bad word] cat?
Can Raptors save your mortal [bad word] 
And can you teach me how to "GET" reeeal faaast?

Well I know that Tom [bad word] the day when we
called his hotline to make him say
"Do a barrel roll!"
Man, I dig those crazy trolls!

I was a lonely teenage hate machine
with a [bad word] and an old routine,
but I knew someone would intervene
the day that [bad word] died.

And we we posting, "Bye bye, to the [bad word] site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
this'll be the day we get banned."

And there we were all on the *chan
With Gaston groupies and Desu spam
With no time left to start again.
 [bad word] on, post some CP, post some [bad word] 
Post a picture of your 2-inch [bad word] 
Because in the pooper is where they stick.

And as Moot posted "No more Grey"
The mods were banning night and day
No /b/rother born to lurk
Could stand that circle jerk!

The flamewars mounted left and right,
From mods who'd gotten too uptight,
I saw Bob Ross laughing in delight,
The day that FAILchan died

And he was singing, "Bye bye, to the [bad word] site
Where I'd linger with a finger always over F5"
Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned,
This'll be the day we get banned."

**

I found a site that didn't lose,
So I asked them for some happy news,
But they just told me to lurk some moar.

I bookmarked this new "7chan"-
Where the mods were cool and they didn't ban,
Just for posting contraband.

And back at '4, the lolis screamed,
The oldfags left and the newfags beamed,
But no anon was jokin'. [bad word] all were broken.

And the three mods most requiring hax,
The Ian, the Moot and the holy Snacks-
They drove to Mexico and laughed,
The day that FAILchan died.

And we were posting...

Bye bye, to the [bad word] site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over Some good old lulz were had on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we're all banned,
this'll be the day we're all banned."

And we were posting...

Bye bye, to the [bad word] site,
Where I'd linger with a finger always over Some good old lulz were made on that aging *chan
Posting "This'll be the day we get banned."