"Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song)"

Finest girl I ever met in my whole life
Wanted to take her home, make her my wife
Knew she was a freak when she started talking

She said,  [bad word] me like we [bad word] Bin Laden" (ow waah)
That girl was a freak
She said she wanted me to [bad word] her harder than the military
 [bad word] Bin Laden [bad word] Bin Laden [bad word] Bin Laden

She wanted to [bad word] me harder than the US government [bad word] Bin Laden

Aah, she was a freaky kind of girl
Kept up with current events from all around the world
More specifically one event
The time Osama Bin Laden got shot in the head
She said "Do me like that"
But I couldn't track the metaphor
That said I can see you horny like a stegasaur
That said again your request is so irregular
She put on a beard, I started looking at the exit door
Then a turban
Then a tunic
She said "Invade my cave with your special unit"
I said "He wasn't in a cave", but there was no stopping
She demanded that I [bad word] her like we
 [bad word] Bin Laden [bad word] Bin Laden [bad word] Bin Laden

She wanted to [bad word] me harder than the US government [bad word] Bin Laden

This girl requested intercourse to bring her to climax
With the clinical efficiency of the assassination of Bin Laden
You're harboring a fugitive (That [bad word] 
And my justice will be punitive (I'm a smash)
Night-vision, they can see us through my go-pro
She tried to negotiate, I said that's a no-no
Now I'm creeping in her bed room like go-go
She tells me to go low then looks down and says I gotta
"Terrorize that [bad word] 
"Gotta terrorize that [bad word] 

So I did it, improvised some crazy [bad word] Seal Team 69 ecuting the hit
She said "You've finished me off, now throw my body in the ocean"
I yelled "Geronimo" then took some pictures for posting
The President called, he said "Congratulations Connor"
I said "Mr. President to what do I owe this honor?"
He said [bad word] give me the deets in the White House Garden,
I gots to know how you [bad word] her like we"
 [bad word] Bin Laden [bad word] Bin Laden [bad word] Bin Laden

I still can't say that I see the appeal, but she wanted me to [bad word] her like we [bad word] Bin Laden
Ohh this girl insisted that the way we did it was merciless and exact
Just like the now the world-famous attack that [bad word] Osama Bin Laden