Smoke On The Water
Ian Gillan's Smoke This Contest, 2006
(Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord/Paice) 

We all came out to Montreaux
On the Lake Geneva shoreline
To make records with a Mobile
We didn't have much time
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground

Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky

They burned down the gambling house
It died with an awful sound
Funky and Claude [bad word] in and out
Pulling kids out the ground
When it all was over
We had to find another place
But Swiss time [bad word] out
It seemed that we would lose the race

Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky

We ended up at the Grand Hotel
It was empty cold and bare
But with the Rolling [bad word] Stones thing just outside
Making our music there
With a few red lights and a few old beds
We make a place to sweat
No matter what we get out of this
I know we'll never forget

Smoke on the water
And fire in the sky