Why do these parties all
Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)

The night usually starts off well
Lots of smiles and shaken hands
The night moves on and people lighten up
As everybody gets done in
I always wonder when it's time to go home
We don't want to leave, at least not leave alone
By the way, when is it time to go home?
Tonight I'm gonna pass out all alone

Why do these parties all
Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x2)

lot of talk you can't remember the next day
Sometimes numbers are exchanged
If you ever should decide to call
You can't match the numbers with the names
I always wonder when it's time to go home
When I'm with a date, or if I'm on my own
By the way, when is it time to go home?
Tonight I'm gonna pass out all alone

Why do these parties all
Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)

We need to call the cops, somebody killed the DJ (x4)

Why do these parties all
Why do these parties always end the same way, end the same way? (x4)