Drag him out your window 

Dragging out your dead 

Singing I miss you 

Snakes and ladders 

Flip the lid 

Out pops the cracker 

Smacks you in the head 

Knifes you in the neck 

Kicks you in the teeth 

Steel toe caps 

Takes all your credit cards 

Get up get the gunge 

Get the eggs 

Get the flan in the face 

The flan in the face 

The flan in the face 

Dance you [bad word] dance you [bad word] 

Don't you dare 

Don't you dare 

Don't you flan in the face 

Take it with the love is given 

Take it with a pinch of salt 

Take it to the taxman 

Let me back let me back 

I promise to be good 

Don't look in the mirror 

At the face you don't recognize 

Help me call the doctor 

Put me inside 

Put me inside 

Put me inside 

Put me inside 

Put me inside 

I keep the wolf from the door 

But he calls me up 

Calls me on the phone 

Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up 

Steal all my children 

If I don't pay the ransom 

But I'll never see him again 

If I squeal to the cops 

No no no no no no no: 

Walking like giant cranes ah 

With my x ray eyes i strip you naked 

In a tight little world and why are you on the list? 

Stepford wives who are we [bad word]  

Investments and dealers investments and dealers 

Cold wives and mistresses 

Cold wives and sunday papers. 

City boys in first class 

Don't know we're born little 

Someone else is [bad word] and clean it up 

Born and raised for the job 

Someone else always does always pick it up 

Get over get up get over 

Turn the tape off. 

I keep the wolf from the door 

But he calls me up 

Calls me on the phone 

Tells me all the ways that he's gonna mess me up 

Steal all my children 

If I don't pay the ransom 

But I'll never see him again 

If I squeal to the cops 

So I'm just gonna'