It seems like you need to be solaced
telling from the scratch on your knee
You fell and got hurt in the process
and now [bad word] crying to me

I catered for these circumstances
and hence carry needle and stitch in my pants

Don't worry my dear
there is nothing to fear
Just a stitch and a sew
Soon it's almost as new
and the cut will adhere
after all you'll have to
admit it is not as severe

Oh I have needle and stitch right here
Take care or you'll end up scarred my dear

I can't stand to watch children bleed

Well, don't give me that kind of look now
just keep going on so you will
see how everything will end well, though
it still may depend on your skill

I catered for these circumstances
and hence carry needle and stitch in my pants

But yet needle and thread 
can bear dangers instead
If you're clumsy and plump
and all fingers and thumbs
it might just turn out bad
specially when [bad word] 
to delicate operations like that

Oh I have needle and stitch right here
Take care or you'll end up scarred my dear

I can't stand to watch children bleed

I guess I should revise my statement
The wound is not going to heal
Forget about all that I've said and
work harder on your stitching skill

I catered for these circumstances
and hence carry needle and stitch in my pants

Now you pay the bill
for your lack of skill

And please do stop crying and mourning and sighing
don't weep like a whelp that is painfully dying
I merely was trying to help

Oh I have needle and stitch right here
Take care or you'll end up scarred my dear

I can't stand to watch children bleed