Autotune Pledge:
I pledge allegiance to autotune
For you shall not be abused
you are for merry jollification
we shall manipulate, but we appreciate
any tune sung in anti-humor in your name shall be demolished
one voice,
under the mic,
we have yet no liberty to you
we shall not deface your proposition.

I pledge allegiance to the stars
Under planet Pluto, Mars
We will dance all night (yeah)
So dance with all your heart
Reaching to the stars
Reaching to the, reaching to the
Staaa-a-a-a-a-aars.
Reaching to the staa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa-a-a-a-a-ars...
HEY!

This is so incredibly random
And i know you said you want
You want something you can rawk out to
This is what, what I got for you
This is so incredibly random
And I know you said you want
You want something you can rawk out to

What if my imagination
Started to blow the nations
What if i didn't know my name
(Hopscotch with Adam Young)
Would we be crazy
Would we be lazy
Would we be alive?
Would we go on system overload

Hey Sarah! 
Yeah?

I really want some chocolate
*GASP*
Dude, that kind'a reminds me of--

Pudding, pudding, pudding, pudding
pudding, pudding, pudding, pudding,
pudding (Repeat for awhile)

F-f-f-fancy napkin!

Hey Christina, I brought a couple kids to help us out.
They're gonna sing-a-ling-a-ling-a-ling...
HEY!

Choir:
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah
La, la, la, la, la, la, la

And all the girls singing OH YEAH
All the dudes singing OH YEAH
And everybody's singing 
Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah

Reaching to the, reaching to the
Staaa-a-a-a-a-aars.
Reaching to the staa-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-aa-a-a-a-a-ars...
HEY!

This is so incredibly random
And i know you said you want
You want something you can rawk out to
This is what, what I got for you
This is so incredibly random
And I know you said you want
You want something you can rawk out to