You said you're sorry and smile 
when I spit on you 
watch out ladies I'm cool 
and very handsome too 
everybody want's [bad word] 
they don't care that I'm really a pig 
oh boy I can tell to you how it looks 

I write my songs but 
nobody really cares 
I played my guitar on basement 
'bout ten years 
they said: you never be like Rod 
but now I'm sittin' on the top 
I stold this song and look how it works 

my oh my - got limousines and money 
my oh my - you simply can't ask anything more 
my oh my - lots of good lookin' honeys 
my oh my - i'm on the top now 

You know few weeks ago this 
good lookin' named me a [bad word] 
but now she's in love with me 
and offer her [bad word] 
and all those boys who laugh at me 
now they say: hey have drink on me 
oh boy I can tell to you how it works