Intro

All aboard, okay... Next stop, my basement... haha, I'll meet you down there

Hook

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide,
Later I'm living in a house with a [bad word] elevator

Verse 1

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough that you shame me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsa that a [bad word] daisy
That's an honour who even she knows dada's [bad word] crazy
 [bad word] animal, cookoo, bananas, [bad word] AV
Maybe it's because I never had a mother raise me
 [bad word] around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think it's cause of the way that I was brought up
But it's all caught up to me now, karma's is in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesn't creep upon ya, but it all does
You wouldn't listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all haunted cause of all the [bad word] you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought [bad word] to this, I outta just be honest but

Hook

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide,
Later I'm living in a house with a [bad word] elevator

Verse 2

Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken ain't gonna make it
They get so mad, when I call them both [bad word] 
All these [bad word] voices in my head I can't take it
Someone shut that [bad word] baby up, 'for I shake it
You're standing adjacent to Jason slash leatherface n'
Together makes 'em, a [bad word] [bad word] 
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the weiner snitzel up his [bad word]  hopped away some-
body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, I'm the shizer, pass doctor dre some
I can't leave the game, I just can't walk away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I can't believe I leave for one breif second
And you [bad word] [bad word] all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the [bad word] stains, feck it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

Hook

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend proof
That if I went gold, I'd go right through the roof
He said what If you went platinum, I'd just laugh at him
That's not happening, that I can't fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide,
Later I'm living in a house with a [bad word] elevator

Verse 3

Elevator in my house, I'll smell ya later
I blew the [bad word] up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Thinkin' about an escalator now, steps, I hate 'em
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed 'em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now [bad word]  try now to sleep
Lie down [bad word]  try countin' sheep
And you're tryna find out, why now there's beef?
Mase in your face [bad word]  cry now [bad word] 
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my [bad word] with Amy Winehouse's teeth
Then I shove 'em in the elevator, take 'em to the top
Stand above em, just to cut the [bad word] cable, let 'em drop
Walk an hour to the [bad word] refrigerator, get a pop
While I let 'em