B-B-B-BOB
B-B-B-BOB
B-B-B-BOB
B-B-B-BOB
B-B-B-BOB

I wanna pwn 'em like they do in Phillipines.
Flank 'em let me gank 'em, I'm the carry stay with me (I love it)
Skill and good map vision this game isn't very hard.
And after he's been hooked by pudge his team will fall apart.

Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm goin' bot. Show them what I got.
Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm goin' bot. Show them what I got.

FIRST BLOOD!

Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)
Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)

D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB
D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB

I wanna roll with him a tough lane we will be.
Double stuns are fun for a first blood when you're with me. (I love it)
Maiming in the lane is not the same without a stun.
Cause when they get away and on [bad word] it isn't fun.

Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm goin' bot. Show them what I got.
Oh, oh, oh,
Oh, oh, oh.
I'm goin' bot. Show them what I got.

DOUBLE KILL!

Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)
Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)

D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB
D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB

WICKED SICK!
B-B-B-BOB
TRIPLE KILL!
B-B-B-BOB

Sven farms up with the cleave attack.
Drop a dime on Riki with the Gondar track.
Stayin' in my lane can be a dangerous mistake
I'm always spammin' quill spray with my bristleback.

I can take ya.
Don't rage-quit?
I'll make ya.
My Slayer's got
Skadi, a Platemail,
and 4 Divine Rapiers.

Once I get Drow with the Lothar's,
and solo the Roshan, its over.
You know I'm just proer at Dota.

Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)
Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)
Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)
Here is my, here is my,
I'm gonna show them my...
DotA face.
(He's pwning everybody)

D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB
D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB
D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB
D-d-d-dota face, d-d-dota face.
B-B-B-BOB

ULTRA KILL!