if you want to be my friend
put my [bad word] in your hand
move it left, move it right
try to lick, suck and eat

here i am, touch me girl
play with me every day
try to guess what i am
i'm your friend - juicy pen!

if you want to be my boy
lick my [bad word] for my joy
lick it up, lick it down
lick my [bad word] all around

here i am, i'm your girl
do me right, be my man [bad word] me hard, [bad word] me well
i'll be nice, i'm your girl!