I'm drivin' a [bad word] Drivin' a big ol' [bad word] Pedal to the metal, hope I [bad word] out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a [bad word] with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm ridin' twenty tons of steel
But it's sure hard to hold the wheel
While I'm waiting for my nails to dry

Oh, I always gotta check my lipstick in that rear view mirror
And my pink angora sweater fits so tight
I'm jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well, I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord, don't let my [bad word] tonight

Because I'm drivin' a [bad word] Drivin' a big ol' [bad word] Smokey's on my tail and my accelerator's stuck
Got these eighteen wheels-a-rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a [bad word] with my high heels on

Oh, I don't mind when my crotchless panties creep right up on me
And my nipple rings don't bother me too much
But when I hit those big speed bumps
My darling little rhinestone pumps
Keep slippin' off the mother-lovin' clutch

But still I'm drivin' a [bad word] Drivin' a big ol' [bad word] Headin' down the interstate, just tryin' to make a buck
Wearin' feather boas with sequins and chiffon
While I'm drivin' a [bad word] with my high heels on

I'm drivin' a [bad word] Drivin' a [bad word] Got a load to carry and some eyebrows left to pluck
And I'm late for my appointment down at my hair salon
So I'll be drivin' a [bad word] with my high heels on