My funny valentine  [bad word] valentine 
You make me smile with my heart 
Your looks are laughable 
Unphotographable 
Yet you’re my favourite work of art 

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak 
Are you smart

But don't change a hair for me 
Not if you care for me 
Stay little valentine stay 
Each day is Valentine's Day 

My funny valentine  [bad word] valentine 
You make me smile with my heart 
Your looks are laughable 
Unphotographable 
Yet you're my favourite work of art 

Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak 
Are you smart

But don't you change one hair for me 
Not if you care for me 
Stay little valentine stay 
Each day is Valentine's Day 

Each day is Valentine's Day