Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp
and she's probably getting frisky
right now, he's probably buying her some [bad word] little drink
cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
showing her how to shoot [bad word] 

And he don't know

I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karoke
Right now, she's probably saying 'I'm [bad word] #39;
and he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom Polo
And he don't know

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl
'Cause the next time that he cheats
Oh, you know it won't be on me
Ohh… not on me…

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive
carved my name into his leather seat
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
slashed a hole in all 4 tires
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh… before he cheats