Roy Coyne: What a terrible noise, Mrs Royal!

Joyce Royal: Isn’t it annoying, Roy? It’s out of oil.

Roy Coyne:  Rolls Royce! Out of oil?… And look!(pointing)… The water’s boiling! Perhaps you’ve spoilt the motor. Or even destroyed it. How  disappointing! It’s such a beautiful Rolls Royce!… (raising his voice)… AND ROLLS ROYCE ISN’T TOY!

Joyce Royal: How disappoiting! I’ll be late for my appointment.