Fe fe fi fi fo fo fum
I smell smoke in the auditorium
 [bad word] :
Charlie Brown, Charlie Brown
He's a clown, that Charlie Brown
He's gonna get caught; just you wait and see
(Why's everybody always pickin' on me?)

That's him on his knees, I know that's him
Yeah, from [bad word] 11 down in the boys' gym
 [bad word] 

Who's always writing on the wall?
Who's always goofin' in the hall?
Who's always throwin' spit balls?
Guess who (Who, me?) Yeah, you!

Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow?
Who calls the English teacher Daddy-O?
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