[Verse 1]
Went to Six Flags, six [bad word] came up
And said "Ayo! Can we get a pic?" I said no
And they said "Oh! It's Wolf Gang, Yonkers, Goblin is my [bad word] though"
Now I'm like, [bad word]  I don't want to be an [bad word] 
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis, Devon
With a fake smile like her [bad word] was drawing it on
So [bad word] annoyed cause I missed Goliath
Cause some kid said I was there, then they caused a riot
Now I'm surrounded by a 25 hound of [bad word] tryna get a photo
All because they noticed the top with the box logo
And them [bad word] ears, guarantee they didn't even hear " [bad word] quot;
They bandwagon-jumped me from a pogo
I'm going [bad word] loco, "Hey, Tyler, can I...?"
No, [bad word]  don't you see me tryna buy a [bad word] churro?

[Verse 2]
"But Tyler, you're my hero, I used to get bullied
Until I heard "Radicals," the last part got to me
See, I used to give a [bad word] until my [bad word] would bleed
Now I'm the happiest I think I'll ever ever be
My life is just like yours, no father
My momma must have forgot to stop with a popped condom
In school I was the one thinking outside boxes
So everybody in them would say that I got problems
So when I heard you say it, I said it back like [bad word] 'em
You're an inspiration to niggas like me
Not the niggas who like you just cause of lyrics and beats
I'm talking 'bout the niggas who don't know where they're going to be
I heard the song " [bad word] quot; right in the moment of heat
Not in summer, but of course I was holding a heat
Gun on the edge of my feet, I heard that first piano chord
And it drew me in like predators carrying treats
Then I said to myself, [bad word]  is he speaking to me?
See, me and you, we go together like snare and a beat
I mean snare and a kick [bad word]  see my forearm?
I carved OF on it this morning with a glass shard
On my green miniramp that I built in my backyard (That's weird)
That's hard, that scar from playing air guitar
When I see you play at the Roxy (Uhh)
Tyler, I love you, I wanna be just like you (Alright)
I think about your face and I don't even [bad word] try to (No homo)
Wish I had a basement meant for me to hide you
We could play X-Box and listen to "In Search Of..." and eat donuts
Over conversating bout what church does [bad word] up with weird [bad word] videos with roach bugs
I'm straight edge too, so no [bad word] on this trip
And Raquel that [bad word]  you should've killed that [bad word] 
You should've took me instead (Uhh, that's weird)
See, if you can't have her then he shouldn't neither
And if I can't have you then she shouldn't either
No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt
I worship you until the [bad word] wrinkles on my knees hurt (What the [bad word] 
Odd Future, Wolf Gang, Golf Wang, Flog Gnaw, free Earl mobbing
I know it seems like just I'm slobbing on your [bad word] 
But I'm just a fan and I ain't losing my [bad word] noggin (Yeah, you are)
I ain't got a job and I went out and bought Goblin about 5 times
Cause (Thanks for the support) I love you man (Alright)
I like tie-dyed tees or just plain white tees
I like pants that's cut, I like words like " [bad word] quot;
I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut out
Now paper cuts on my balls because your [bad word] #39;s in my jaw (What the [bad word] 
And I hit you on Twitter about 10 minutes a day
And now I'm bitter cause you dont even reply with a hey (Sorry)
And my boys think I'm [bad word] cause I play "VCR"
In my car all alone speakers waking up neighbors..."

[Verse 3]
All right, my [bad word]  calm down, it's getting weird, take this pic
So I can get on Colossus, line as slow as molasses
(Tyler, listen) No, [bad word]  I see you're loving my [bad word] 
And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my [bad word] 
But I'm not [bad word] so it's awkward, now I'm grouchy like Oscar
After spilling some [bad word] on his newest pair of beige Dockers
"Yonkers" and "Yonkers" (I love that song) Sick of hearing about "Yonkers"
I'm grateful that it worked, I attacked and I conquered
"Yeah whatever but I had a [bad word] blast at that concert
I was at the Boston one, I got a t-shirt from Sagan
The one that say "Sagan Lockhart" and when you came out to "Sandwitches"
That's when my [bad word] [bad word] got started"

[Outro]
Just take this [bad word] picture man, [bad word] ..