APOSTLES

Look at all my trials and tribulations 
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine. 
Don't disturb me now, I can see the answers 
'Till this evening is this morning, life is fine.
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle. 
Knew that I would make it if I tried. 
Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels, 
So they'll still talk about us when we've died.

JESUS 

The end...is just a little harder, when brought about by friends. 
For all you care, this wine could be my blood. 
For all you care, this bread could be my body. 
The end! This is my blood you drink. 
This is my body you eat. 
If you would remember me when you eat and drink.
I must be mad thinking I'll be remembered. 
Yes, I must be out of my head. 
Look at your blank faces. My name will mean nothing 
Ten minutes after I'm dead. 
One of you denies me. 
One of you betrays me.

APOSTLES 

No! Who would?! Impossible!

JESUS 

Peter will deny my in just a few hours. 
Three times will deny me, 
And that's not all I see. 
One of you here dining, 
One of my twelve chosen 
Will leave to betray me.

JUDAS 

Cut the dramatics! 
You know very well who.

JESUS 

Why don't you go do it?

JUDAS 

You want me to do it!

JESUS 

Hurry, they are waiting.

JUDAS 

If you knew why I do it

JESUS 

I don't care why you do it!

JUDAS 

To think I admired you. 
Well now I despise you.

JESUS 

You liar. You Judas.

JUDAS 

You want me to do it! 
What if I just stayed here  [bad word] your ambition. 
Christ you deserve it.

JESUS 

Hurry, you fool. Hurry and go. 
Save me your speeches, 
I don't want to know. Go!

APOSTLES 

Look at all my trials and tribulations 
Sinking in a gentle pool of wine. 
What's that in the bread? It's gone to my head, 
'Till this morning is this evening, life is fine.
Always hoped that I'd be an apostle. 
Knew that I would make it if I tried. 
Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels, 
So they'll all talk about us when we've died.

JUDAS 

You sad, pathetic man, see where you've brought us to, 
Our ideals die around us and all because of you. 
But the saddest cut of all: 
Someone has to turn you in. 
Like [bad word] criminal, like a wounded animal. 
jaded mandarin, 
jaded mandarin, 
Like a jaded, faded, faded, jaded, jaded mandarin.

JESUS 

Get out they're waiting! Get out! 
They're waiting, Oh, they are waiting for you!

JUDAS 

Every time I look at you I don't understand 
Why you let the things you did get so out of hand. 
You'd have managed better if you had it planned...
Oh....

APOSTLES 

Always hoped that I'd be an apostle. 
Knew that I would make it if I tried. 
Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels, 
So they'll still talk about us when we've died.

JESUS 

Will no one stay awake with me? 
Peter, John, James? 
Will none of you wait with me? 
Peter, John, James?