Another red letter day
So the pound has dropped and the children are creating
The other half ran away
Taking all the cash and leaving you with the lumber

Got a pain in the chest
Doctors on strike, what you need is a rest
It's not easy love but you've got friends you can [bad word] 

Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost

Hold out your hand 'cause
Friends will be friends right 'till the end

Now it's a beautiful day
The postman delivered a letter from your lover
Only a phone call away
You tried to track him down but somebody stole his number

As a matter of fact
You're getting used to life without him in your way
It's so easy now 'cause you got friends you can [bad word] 

Friends will be friends
When you're in need of love they give you care and attention
Friends will be friends
When you're through with life and all hope is lost