Here's an old story ...

Puffy Baba and the 40 Vendors
We all know the details
Magic cave, magic words, some thieves,
some serious loot,
and lucky - Mister - Baba
Who got a bad rap if you ask me
The little guy who
did the best with what he had

Here are Mr. Baba's lessons
Load one [bad word]  take a few trips and spend
in moderation
Three things the average man can't - get - right

If you know your brother is a greedy [bad word] never give him the password
If he goes penguin on you,
stop - being - his brother.
When a cave is guarded by magic lawyers
sea of blood will be its doormat
So do the best with what you have

Beyond the lessons - you must know this
that the Devil is as real as your address
But unlike Vendors,
he at least keeps the door open

Vendors of water that should be free
Look upon their words and despair
Their badvertising made a thief of my brother
then made him better off dead
Now he hasn't got [bad word] to do his best with

Gratis. Free. Libre. Cuffo. [bad word] of thieves stole every good adjective
and left us with open source (sores)
sharing smaller and smaller bandages
for each consecutive cut
But with the salty water of labour
parched desert [bad word] pregnant black soil

It's not whether you're well off
it's where you dig the well
The best the little guy can do is what
the little guy does right