Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say
I'm pretty fly for a white guy!

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

You know it's kind of hard
Just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool
But he fakes it anyway
He may not have a clue
And he may not have style
But everything he lacks
Well, he makes up in denial

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field2, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate,
Just [bad word] 
At least you'll know
You can always go on Ricki Lake3
The world needs wannabees, so
(Hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say
I'm pretty fly (for a white guy)!

He needs some cool tunes
Not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube4
So he bought Vanilla Ice5
Now [bad word] in his Pinto,6
He sees homies as he pass
But if he looks twice
They're gonna kick his lily [bad word] 

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
But for you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate,
Just [bad word] 
At least you'll know
You can always go on Ricki Lake
The world loves wannabees, so
(Hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo, year
He's gettin' ink done
He asked for a '13', but they drew a '31'
Friends say he's trying too hard
And he's not quite hip
But in his own mind
He's the, he's the dopest trip!

Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh
Give it to me baby, uh huh, uh huh

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

So don't debate, a player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway
Gonna play the field, and keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So if you don't rate,
Just [bad word] 
At least you'll know
You can always go on Ricki Lake
The world needs wannabes
The world loves wannabes, so
Let's get some more wannabe's
(Hey, hey)
Do that brand new thing!