Uso o tsuku no wa tokui nanda"
Demo, honne wa sukoshi nigate de sa"
"Okashii ne, itsudatte sa"
Hontou no hanashi ga, ichiban uso kusai n da yo"

Bibappu na fuyuu-kan [bad word] ga shidai ni [bad word] 
Tsuubiito de hikatte tama ni wa guchichatte ii ka na
Nee, chotto hanasou ka baka na jishou shoushou nan dakedo,
Mou nanka osamaranai netabanashi datte tei de hitotsu dou?
Jaa, chotto shaberou ka. Boku no hibon de ite myou na toko
Heibon o yosotta boku ga zutto [bad word] koto
Juunen wa tachisou na [bad word] hi, "kaibutsu" no koe ga [bad word] 
Shinzou o nomikonda "Uso o tsuki tsuzukero" tte sa
Sore irai, boku wa usotsuki de
Damasenai hito ya mono mo nakunatte
"Kaibutsu" ni narihatechatte sa
..Aa, gomen ne nakanaide! Zenbu horabanashi da yo?

OOMAIDAATI! Nante shuutai! Boku wa gomakasu
Nante ittatte kono honshin wa bukimi janai?
Itsuwatte soppo muite uso o kasanete
Boku wa kyou mo mata tsurezure aza warau

BIBAPPU, kiesou na [bad word] ga kirai sou na shoujo ni mo
TSUUBIITO, nakisou na uso ga kirai na seishounen ni mo
Sou, mou onaji you ni chachi na "risou" ga INPUTTO [bad word] 
Shinzou o nomikonda sore irai kizuitanda
Bokura wa tanjun ni risou kanatta [bad word] 
Hitoribocchi ja kono you wa ikiteikenai
Sore mo uso? Iya iya, honshin da yo?
Kuzuresou na nou ga "NO" de michimichiteiku

OOMAIDAATI! Motto kiite! Boku no kokoro o
Wagamama o kono uso o honmono o
"Sabishii yo" nante itta boku wa kawaranai
Niyakesou na hodo, tsunezune [bad word] 

OOMAIDAATI! Mou kirai da! Hora kikasete yo
Akirechau you na boku nante mou sukuenai?
"Mondai nai ze" nante itte kimi wa kawaranai
"Aa, MISU chatta"
Mata bukimi na boku ni, tsunezune oboreteiku

Aa, chotto shaberi sugi chatta ne"
"Maa, tada no "horabanashi" dakara sa"
"Sore ja kyou wa kono hen de"
"Tsugi ni aizu ga natta toki wa"
"Motto fushigi na hanashi o [bad word] yo"