They'll be making sure you stay amused
They'll fill you up with [bad word] and booze
Maybe you'll make the evening news

And when you're tripping over your dreams
They'll keep you down by any means
By the end of the night you'll be stifling your screams

Since you became a VI-Person
It's like your problems have all worsened
Your paranoia casts aspersions
On the [bad word] you know

And they'll just put you in a spotlight
And hoping you'll do alright
Or maybe not

Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
Why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
So why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
Starz in their eyes

Remember they said you'd show them all
Emphasize the rise but not the fall
And now you're playing a shopping mall

Your mum and dad they can't believe
What you appear to have achieved
While the rest of these users are just laughing in their sleeves

Since you became a VI-Person
It's like your problems have all worsened
Your paranoia casts aspersions
On the [bad word] you know

And now the tabloids use your face
To document your fall from grace
And then they'll tell you that that's just the way it goes
That's just the way it goes

Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
It's the same old story well they just didn't realize
And it's a long way [bad word] from the dog and duck karaoke machine
And saturday night's [bad word] dreams

Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
It's the same old story, well they just didn't realize
And it's a long way [bad word] from your private bedroom dance routines
And saturday night's [bad word] dreams

Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
Why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
So why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
Starz in their eyes

Now why do you wanna go and put starz in their eyes?
It's the same old story well they just didn't realize
And it's a long way [bad word] from the dog and duck karaoke machine
And saturday night's [bad word] dreams

(When I grow up I'm going to be famous)

Behind the steel barrier and sequence and glitter
Five inch heels still knee deep in the litter
Each of them a bitter [bad word] 
Wrapped up in the cloak of fake glamour, getting lost in the camera
Well footprints are fools gold, diamonds [bad word] on their one off plimsolls
So little time for these one off [bad word] Rigor mortis Ken and Barbie dolls
pair of big shades and a push up bra
It's such a short gap between the gutter and stars
That [bad word] a long way from the place that you started
So why'd you wanna go and get so down hearted
 [bad word] to the kingdom of the blagger
Uncutting you nose clean, coating you bladder
whole lot happier a whole lot sadder
Used to be satisfied but now you feel like Mick Jagger

Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
It's the same old story, well they just didn't realize
And it's a long way [bad word] from the dog and duck karaoke machine
And saturday night's [bad word] dreams

Now why'd you wanna go and put starz in their eyes
It's the same old story, well they just didn't realize
And it's a long way [bad word] from your private bedroom dance routines
And saturday night's [bad word] dreams