1: Hello, Barbara.
2: Hello, Bob. It’s my birthday today.
1: Oh, yes! Your birthday! Happy birthday, Barbara!
2: Thanks, Bob. Somebody gave me this blouse for my birthday.
1: What a beautiful blouse! It’s got brown and blue butterflies on it.
2: And big black buttons.
1: [bad word] buy it for you?
2: Yes. And my brother gave me a [bad word] and a book about baby birds.
1: I didn’t remember your birthday, Barbara. I’m terribly sorry.
2: Well, you can buy me a bottle of perfume, Bob!
1: I’ve got a better idea. We’ll get into a cab and go to a pub, and I’ll buy you a bottle of beer!