The Squalb (исполнитель: Medeski Martin & Wood)
when you wake up in the morning and put on your pants and go outside to see the day if you reach inside your pocket you might find little pieces of fluff in there and your mother may have told you that this fluff is called lint but your mother was wrong this fluff is the fur of a very special and unusual creature called the squalb and the squalb moves so quickly that like most things that are really important in life you cannot see it the squalb will jump from shoulder to your shoulder to the top of your head so fast that you will have no idea it is actually there the squalb can be many different colors it can be orange green yellow, blue pink purple but usually its the same color as your pants and the squalb will sleep in your pockets while you are asleep but in the daytime it moves from shoulder to shoulder to the top of your head to the bottom of your zhoooo zhooo zhooo only once in a great while can you see a squalb and they look sort of like a weasel a weasel with a long nose but they [bad word] teeth and they are just wonderful funny little creatures if you feel something crawling on your arm and you look and there is nothing there that means you have a squalb and this is very good news because a squalb will protect a little boy and a little girl throughout the day and so that nothing bad will ever happen to you if you have a squalb life [bad word] at you in a beautiful way things will be absolutely beautiful for you as you move through the day people will say hello to you and you will say hello back to them and they wont realize they are friendly because you have a squalb and I always wanted to be the one to tell you its important to me that you know as a young person in this world that if you have a squalb its a good thing okay so i have to go now so i gotta go bye