All my friends
Are in a jazz band
Or in your sister's band
(They do Curtis Mayfield covers)
Makes the kids wanna dip under the covers
(It's [bad word] 

All my friends
They do the best to look real nice
They get all dressed up
On the weekends
Whipping up the slow motion tag team

Jane thinks
We're art [bad word] I don't know
What Jane means

Bandana!
Heart police! [bad word] 
They saw you on the internet!

We're gonna get
Hologram love machine
Turtlenecks
And slow motion tag team
We're gonna get
Hologram love machine
Turtlenecks
And slow motion tag team
I don't feel like going outside today...

I put on angel lube on
And let you down
I've got a hard on
It's 'cause I'm still young

All my [bad word] out in the dark
Do somersaults on a hill in the park
Stare at themselves in the mirror
And understand
I don't county myself
As my own friend

We're gonna get
Hologram love machine
Turtlenecks
And slow motion tag team
We're gonna get
Hologram love machine
Turtlenecks
And slow motion tag team

All my friends
Are looking for advice
To make it fit
To make it feel alright
Make it fit
(Yeah!)
Feel alright
(Yeah!)
Make it fit
(Yeah!)
Feel alright
(Yeah!)