Alabama Arkansas I do love my Ma and Pa
Not the way that I do love you

Holy moly me oh my
You're the apple of my eye
Girl I've never loved one like you

Man o man you're my best friend
I scream it to the nothingness
There ain't nothing that I need

Hot and heavy pumpkin pie
Chocolate candy, Jesus Christ
Ain't nothing please me more than you

Oh, home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you
Oh, home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you

La la la la
Take me home
Mama [bad word] home

I follow you into the park,
Through the jungle, through the dark
Girl I've never loved one like you

Moats and boats and waterfalls,
Alleyways and payphone calls
I been everywhere with you (that's [bad word] 

Laugh until we think we'll die,
Barefoot on a summer night
Never could be sweeter than with you

And in the streets [bad word] a-free,
Like it's only you and me,
Jeez, you're something to see.

Oh, home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you

La la la la
Take me home
Mama [bad word] home

- Jade?
- Alexander?
- Do you remember that day you fell out my window?
- I sure do - you came jumping right out after me.
- Well, you fell on the concrete, nearly broke your [bad word]  and you were bleeding all over the place, [bad word] you out to the hospital, you remember that?
- Yes, I do.
- Well, there's something I never told you about that night.
- What didn't you tell me?
- Well, while you were sitting in the back seat smoking a cigarette you thought was gonna be your last, I was falling deep, deep in love with you, and I never told you till just now!
- Oh, no!

Oh, home, let [bad word] home
Home is wherever I'm with you

Home, let [bad word] home
Ооо, домой, отвези меня домой.
Home is when I'm alone with you!

Alabama Arkansas I do love my Ma and Pa
Moats and boats and waterfalls,