Caroline: Are you going to kill me? 
Klaus: On your birthday? You really think that low of me? 
Caroline: Yes. 
Klaus: I love birthdays. 
Caroline: (to Klaus) Are you like a billion or something? 
Klaus: You'll have to adjust your perception of time when you [bad word] a vampire Caroline, celebrate the fact that you are no longer bound by trivial human conventions. You're free. 
Caroline: No I'm dying. 
Klaus: And I could let you, die, if that's what you want, if you really believe your existence has no meaning. I thought about it myself once or twice over the centuries, [bad word] be told. But I'll let you in on a little secret, there's a whole world out there waiting for you, great cities and art and music, genuine beauty, and you can have all of it, you can have a thousand more birthdays - all you have to do is ask. 
Caroline: I dont wanna die. 
Klaus: There you go sweetheart have at it, happy birthday Caroline.