We're living on the outside of real life,
When nonsense fills the contents of our minds,
I laugh till teardrops drip from my eyes,
I drift home when I spit foam ???
What happens here is what ???
And find a bed between me and my mates musical beer, [bad word] position, getting [bad word]  and you had to volunteer.
And we're not getting older for another twenty years.

I get [bad word] with [bad word] 
You can't tear us apart.
And when it's time for the sun [bad word] out,
You'll find us down the park.
So congratulations,
You [bad word] your life away.
Your beer belly's looking like a baby,
But that's fine, we're OK.

I'm looking at plump [bad word] and cold brews,
I catch flu when I spend nights out with you.
Nothing I say is original or [bad word] 
Inspired by the writing on the men's loos.
I ain't got much but I'm willing to share,
??? playing musical chairs.
I exist and that's about it,
So [bad word] near.
If you [bad word] sense,
We're doing fine right here.

I get [bad word] with [bad word] 
You can't tear us apart.
And when it's time for the sun [bad word] out,
You'll find us down the park.
So congratulations,
You [bad word] your life away.
Your beer belly's looking like a baby,
But that's fine, we're OK.

Three bottles of cider, before 11.30,
Makes me feel so dirty, but good.
Three bottles of cider, before 11.30,
Came between you and me, [bad word]