the ocean levels are rising
the glaciers are melting
you know what that means
everything’s going swimmingly

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

my horse will be a sea horse
my cat will be a cat fish
my dog will be…really wet
and i will grow some fins

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

the ozone layer is depleting
though that may feel kinda defeating
you don’t have to worry
or at least you won’t worry for long

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

it will be so warm
we won’t have to wear any clothes
we’ll be naked, we’ll be naked
we’ll be naked, and happy, and free

(but zoe. yes kim?)

we’ll build a freezer for the polar bears
we’ll build a freezer for the penguins
we’ll build a freezer for the elephants

(no no)

we’ll build a fridge for the elephants
we’ll build a fridge for people
who really want to wear pants (not us!)
we’ll build a fridge
it’ll be so big we’ll keep it on mars

everybody!

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school

global warming – it’s hot!
global warming – it’s not cool!
global warming
it’s too cool for school