kaubooi hatto 
wesutanshatsu ni nekkachiifu kakkoii zo! 
kaubooi buutsu [bad word] shimete 
iku zo hayauchi bababan ban baaaaan☆

“hai, kaaaatto!!!
rei ten rei ni byou no hayasa de toranpu mo koin mo neraiuchi dazo! [bad word] ~!!!”

hyakunen mae no [bad word] 
igaito umakatta janai ka~
nandemo chousen adobenchaa
naa, shoubu shinai kai? 
Hyper Hyper Jump!!
saikin wa eiga wo [bad word] ni [bad word] dazo! 
hariuddo hade ni ikou janai ka 
tonii tetsudatte kure! 
tsugi wa donna koto wo buchikamasou ka☆

It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “jitensha de sora wo tobu toka!”
It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “hikari no ken de tatakauno mo!” 
sekai no paionia no ore ni dekinai koto wa nainda zo?

It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) [bad word] de jikanryokou datte!” 

It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “omocha mo shaberidasu zo”
piza ni poppukoon to koora kakaete mattetekure! It’s Easy!!!!
na~hha hha hha hha hha hha hha hha hha hha hha☆

henshin wa kakasenai darou 
tsuide ni chikyuugaiseimeitai mo ii zo~☆ 
jooku mo mazekonde miyou ka 
“sakki okusan ga nebadashuu ni [bad word] yo” 
 [bad word] #33;!

souda ore sakki kara hara ga [bad word] dakedo 
faasuto fuudo Join Us shiyou janai ka!! 
kuufuku de wa pawaa ga denai kara ne☆
sheiku wa suupaamegajanbo de!

It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) [bad word] toki wa koumori dattari!” 
It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “mata [bad word] toki wa kumo dattari!” 
ironna hissatsuwaza de battabatta to teki wo taoshichau zo~☆
It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “kyodai na hitogui zame gaaaa”
It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!)  [bad word] no ningyou gaaaa” 
uwaaA! kowai yo kowai yoo! tuu sukyuarii [bad word] yo!

“waa kowakatta yoo, koko wa sekai no chuushin dakara ne! 
donna koto datte [bad word] dazoo! mazu wa~” 
“umi no naka kara datte [bad word] takusan no kandou sutoorii!” 
“gaoo! ore no daisuki na kyouryuu mo sugoi hakuryoku darou!?” 
“chotto yorimichi, jiyuu no megami nau 
aa kore furansu ga kureta toki barabara dattan dazo~”
“mochiron chikyuu igai de no Action! datte iijii sa’” 
“yahhoo! soudai na [bad word] #33;!” “tte uwaaaaaaaaa” 
“aitetete… bikkuri [bad word] naa mou! 
datte, masaka asoko de houki ni notta shounen ga [bad word] nante 
omowanakattan dayo~ 
muuu igirisu no shiwaza ni chigainai!
maa, chotto kurai no pinchi wa hiiroo ni wa yoku [bad word] koto sa! pipu 
pipu… pippushon aa dame da kitto shokugo ni aisu wo tabe nai kara da 
satsuei wa mata [bad word] ni shiyou janai ka! baketsu kyuu aisu itadakima~~~su☆”

It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “ore is nanbaawaan!” 
Not Easy? (Not Easy?) [bad word] pomeranian to nakayoku [bad word] dai?” 
doitsu ni kiitara futoccho na pomeranian ga detekichatta zo!

It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “mado wo watte purezento wo [bad word] zo” 
It’s Easy!!!! (It’s Easy!!!!) “tsumari ore ga hiiroo da!” 
minna ga ore wo [bad word] hazu jiyuu no kane wo narasou! 
ima tondeku zo It’s Easy!!!! 
 [bad word] ~!!!