When I was a little girl
I felt like a princess
So naive and full of hope
I thought my dreams
 [bad word] [bad word] 
But then as I grew
The world was all like
Nope

But this time, maybe, just maybe...

Maybe this dream
Won't lead to disgrace
Maybe this dream is
Maybe this dream
Won't [bad word] on my face
Like a seagull at the beach
Maybe this dream won't
Be like my wedding
The organ played
"There Goes the Bride"
I came back
Maybe this dream won't
Be like some maggots
Feasting on the rotting
Deer carcass of my pride

Maybe this dream won't be like my vibrator
Breaking when I need it most
Tweedle deedle Dee!
Maybe this dream won't be like Ebola
Eating the flesh of its host
Tweedle deedle Doo!

Maybe this dream won't be like
Tweet-tweet, tweet-tweet
When I [bad word] 
Tweet, tweet, tweet
And I have to take a dump
So I have [bad word] home
Plus I also have my period
So I have [bad word] 
Cramps plus dump cramps
And as [bad word] frantically
I pee just a little
Because I've had two babies
So by the time I get home
My undies smell like a sewer rat
Maybe this dream won't be like that

Maybe this dream 
Will finally make me feel 
Like I deserve
A...
Dream

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