DANIELA
Hey... Hey...
What's this tonteria that I'm seeing on the street?
I never thought I'd see the day...
Since when are Latin people scared of heat?
When i was a little girl
growing up in the hills of Vega Alta
my favorite time of year was Chrstmas time!
Ask me why!

CARLA
Why?

DANIELA
There wasn't an ounce of snow
But, oh, the coquito would flow
As we sang the aguinaldo
The carnaval would begin to grow!
Business is closed, and we're about to go...
Let's have a carnaval del barrio!

PIRAGUA GUY
Wepa!

DANIELA
Carnaval del barrio!
Carnaval del barrio!
Carnaval...

PIRAGUA GUY
Carnaval!

DANIELA
Del barrio...

PIRAGUA GUY
Barrio!

DANIELA
Carnaval...

SONNY/PIRAGUA GUY
Carnaval!

DANIELA
Del barrio...

SONNY/PIRAGUA GUY
Barrio!

DANIELA
We don't need electricidad
Get off your butt, avanza
Saca la maraca, bring your tambourine [bad word] and join the parranda

PIRAGUA GUY
Wepa!

DANIELA, [bad word] 
Carnaval
Del barrio (x4)

CARLA
Ohh, me me me, Dani I have a question
I don't know what you're cantando

DANIELA
Just make it up as you go
We are improvisando:
Lai le lo lai lo le lo lai
You can sing anything

CARLA
Wha?

Carla, whatever pops into your head
Just so long as you sing

CARLA
Ummm...
My mom is Dominican-Cuban
My dad is from Chile and P.R.,
which means:
I'm Chile-...Dominica-Rican!
But I always say I'm from Queens!

PIRAGUA GUY
Wepaaa!

DANIELA [bad word] 
Carnaval
Del barrio (x2)

VANESSA
Yo!
Why is everyone so happy?
We are sweating and we have no power
I've gotta get out of here soon
This block's getting worse by the hour!
You can't even go to the club with a friend
Without having somebody shove you!

DANIELA
Ay, por favor
Vanessa don't pretend that Usnavi's your friend
We all know that he love you!
 [bad word] 
Ohhhh!!!

CARLA
Wow,now that you mention that ual tension, it's easy to see!

VANESSA
Yo this is bogus...

DANIELA
Haven't you noticed you get all your coffee for free?

DANIELA [bad word] 
Carnaval
Del Barrio (x2)

NEIGHBOR
 [bad word] Usnavi!

USNAVI
Yo, yo, yo y-y-yo-yo
Now, now, everyone gather 'round, sit down, listen,
I got an announcement
Wow, it involves large amounts, it's
Somewhere in the range of 96,000
Atencion, I'm closing shop
Sonny, grab everybody a soda pop!
Yo, grab a bottle, kiss it up to God,
Cuz Abuela Claudia just won the lotto!
Abuela Claudia won the lotto
We're bookin a flight for D.R. tomorrow
 [bad word] 
Oh my gah!
Alza la bandera
La bandera Dominicana
Alza la bandera
La bandera Puertoriquena
Alza la bandera
La bandera Mejicana
Alza la bandera
La bandera Cubana

PIRAGUA GUY
Parriba esa bandera
Alzala donde quiera
Recuerdo de mi tierra
 [bad word] 
Hey!
Hey!

PIRAGUA GUY/ USNAVI
Me acuerdo de mi tierra...
Esa bonita bandera!
Contiene mi alma entera!
Y cuando yo me muera,
Entierrame en mi tierra!
 [bad word] 
Hey!
Hey!

DANIELA
Everything changes today
 [bad word] 
Hey!

DANIELA/ CARLA
Usnavi's on his way
 [bad word] 
Hey!

Off to a better place
 [bad word] 
Hey!

Look at Vanessa's face!

BENNY
Everything changes today...

USNAVI
Hey!

BENNY
Goodbye, Mr. Rosario...

USNAVI
Okay!

BENNY
I'm taking over the barrio!

USNAVI/DANIELA/CARLA
We're getting out of the barrio!

DANIELA
Hey, Mr. Benny, have you seen