I saw fire, when I looked in my lovers eyes,

Woooaaahhhooo,

I saw, the devil dressed up in disguise, 

Woooaaahhhooo,

And you know it gets hotter than a microwave oven,

When you and [bad word] the lovin',

And you like what I'm doin',

And I like what I'm doin' to you, 

And everybody's happy, happy tonight.

I'm a man, and I'm torn between vengeance and fashion,

Woooaaahhhoooo,

And I'm tryin' so hard not to get caught up in the passion,

Woooaaahhhooo,

And you know that my suit cost more than your house,

I'm a scoundrel, a lover, a murderous mouse,

And that looked good in your bed,

And you think that I'm lookin' good,

And everybody's happy, happy tonight.

She's a girl, and she's got so many crazy ideas man,

Woooaaahhhooo,

She wants to push the button, and execute this innocent man,

Woooaaahhhooo,

And you know she's depressed in her wedding dress,

She's gonna have her rings removed,

And I like the way she's lookin',

Yeah she's lookin' like a hundred dollars,

And everybody's happy, happy tonight.