Intro:

                        I used to dream that I would be
bright and shiny star on TV
                  Or maybe I would go to college
Like Harvard or Devry
                   And I would live in an apartment
                  In Paris or in Cincinnati
           And I would play my music loud
And not apologize
                        I used to dream that I would marry
                           guy that looked like Charlie Sheen
And he would have a name like:
           Gary, Steve, Todd, David!
                          I used to dream I’d have three kids
                            And they would all look just like me
                And I would force them kids to carry
All my groceries.

We don’t need no goals
Don’t need human connection
Dreams are overrated
                Cause our life’s already perfection.
                  Now I know all that is [bad word]                    Cause all I really want is you
And you and only you.
       Me? You! Me? You!
                        I used to dream that I would have
                  best friend named Michelle
                             And we would braid some friendship bracelets
                                                   And we would tell all of those other [bad word] [bad word] to go to [bad word]             And when we’re sixty we’d get face lifts
like Burt Reynolds
                       I used to dream I’d have co-workers
                        And we’d stay out till two at night
            And I would have a perfect body
You do! I know.
                         I used to dream that I’d have 
                     At some point in my adult life
               (n.C.)
And I was sure that it’d be naughty
Like that scene from Top Gun. Take my breath away!

We don’t need no goals
Don’t need new man connection
Dreams are overrated
                Cause our life’s already perfection.
                  Now I know all that is [bad word]                    Cause all I really want is you
And you and only you.
       Me? You! Me? You!
You!