Kate: The internet is really really great.
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: I’ve got a fast connection so I don’t have to wait.
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: Huh?
There’s always some new site,
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: I browse all day and night.
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: It’s like I’m surfing at the speed of light.
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The internet is for [bad word] 
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The internet is for [bad word] 
Kate: What are you doing!?
Trekkie: Why you think the net was born? [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

Kate: Tre-e-ekkie!
Trekkie: Oh, hello, Kate Monster.
Kate: You [bad word] my song!
Trekkie: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to.
Kate: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish?
Trekkie: Okie Dokie
Kate: Good.

Kate: I’m glad we have this new technology,
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity.
Trekkie: For por… oops, sorry.
Kate: Right from you own desktop,
Trekkie: For…
Kate: You can research, browse and shop,
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop.
Trekkie: For [bad word] 
Kate: Trekkie!

Trekkie: The internet is for [bad word] 
Kate: No-o-o…
Trekkie: The internet is for [bad word] 
Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn
To [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

Kate: That’s gross you’re a pervert.
Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster.
Kate: No really, your a pervert.
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At [bad word] on the internet.
Trekkie: Ohhhh?
Kate: What?!
Trekkie: You have no idea.
Ready normal people?
Normal People: Readу… Ready… Ready…
Trekkie: Let me hear it!

Trekkie and guys: The internet is for [bad word] 
Princeton: Sorry, Kate.
Trekkie and guys: The internet is for [bad word] 
Princeton: I [bad word] 
Trekkie and guys: All these guys unzip their flies
For [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

Kate: The internet is not for [bad word] 
Trekkie and guys: [bad word]  [bad word]  p…
Kate: Hold on a second!
Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Rob: That’s correct.
Kate: And Brian, you buy things on [bad word] 
Brian: Sure!
Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay.
Gary: Yes I do!
Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.
Princeton: [bad word] 
Trekkie: Oh, but, Kate,
What you think he do… after? Hmm?
Princeton: Yeah.
Kate: Eeewwww!

Trekkie and guys: The internet is for [bad word] 
Kate: Gross!
Trekkie and guys: The internet is for [bad word] 
Kate: I hate [bad word] 
Trekkie and guys: Grab your [bad word] and double click,
Kate: I hate you, men!
Trekkie and guys: For [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
(harmonizing) [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
Kate: I’m leaving!
Trekkie and guys: [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 
Kate: I hate the internet!
Trekkie and guys: [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] 

Trekkie: The internet is for…
Trekkie and some: The internet is for…
Trekkie and all: The internet is for [bad word] 
Trekkie: Yeah!